I'm Number One With A Bullet!
I've finally gotten my bad self way on top of a chart.
According to Odyssey magazine's "F" List -- for the fabulous and fierce, not the fucked up and forgotten -- I have the top spot this week.
And I did it with no promotion whatsoever!
I didn't have to visit radio stations, kiss babies, or do a Super Bowl halftime show.
I'm honored -- especially since jealous, hateful people were calling me old and tired a long time ago!
Well, look at me now!
I'm ruling the nightlife!
I'm the king of the glitter ball!
Get the ICYMI: Today's Top Stories Newsletter Our daily newsletter delivers quick clicks to keep you in the know
Catch up on the day's news and stay informed with our daily digest of the most popular news, music, food and arts stories in New York, delivered to your inbox.