It Must Suck To Be a Water Sports Top
I just met a guy at the Townhouse who said he's a water sports bottom, and while I pretended to take his number, the whole encounter got me thinking about something rather provocative: How is it possible to be a water sports top? How you can unleash a spray of urine on someone if that's what makes you hot? Wouldn't getting aroused by the act by necessity mean that you become erect and can't pee anymore? It's a no-win, no-pee situation. Does anyone have first hand--or first gland--information that would help me realize how this shit might work?
By the way, perhaps I should have said this before, but this post is not for the Mary Poppins family values crowd. If you already read it and were offended, I guess don't read it again.
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