"It's Miss Stritch! Could You Get The Name Right, Please?"

That's Broadway legend Elaine Stritch's first line in the teaser for her documentary So Shoot Me, and it's just what we want from her:

Colorful, cantankerous correctitude.

Her other Stritch-isms emitted in this angsty-packed sampler:

"Are you crazy? This is your fault!"

"Wish I could fucking drive, then I'd really be a menace."

And "Oh, come on! Oh, it's the cops. I'll limp."

I'll let you find the urination line for yourself. Here's the link.

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