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It's New Year's Resolution Time!

And thanks to the fact that I'm so fucking neurotic, I've already drawn up my tidy list of them. In fact, I did it months ago!!!

They are:

*To not be so fucking neurotic

*To drop all my old grudges and start all new ones

*To not end every day with a mouthful of spice drops

*To stop eating out with people who ask waiters stuff like, "Are you sure there are no chicken products or by-products in the sorbet?"

*And to try to get through a whole episode of Mad Men


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