It's Vacation Time!
Sorry, folks, but even this well-oiled machine has got to slow down for a week and get lubed up again.
Feel free to spend the time commenting on the millions of existing posts here, which should keep you quite busy till I return from the wreckage of my relaxation.
And I'll surely do a drive-by on Wednesday to remind you of the week's column, which is salaciously good.
Enjoy! Or if it gives you more pleasure, don't enjoy.
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