Janice Dickinson Served Truckloads of Steamy Dish Last Night
In her appearance at xl nightclub, the Mouth that Abhored unleashed it all to a crowd .
Christian Freedom was there and told me the highlights of what Janice said.
"Stallone has a penile implant.
"Tyra is a greedy bitch who wouldn't give Janice a producer's credit/fee.
"Janice had a three-way with Dolph Lundgren and Grace Jones to find out if Grace is a man. She isn't.
"Jon Lovitz made her laugh and was great in bed.
"She went for a joyride in Donald Trump's limo but didn't steal any of the furs in the back seat.
"Kimora Lee's privates smell like kimchi.
"Getting off Ambien was harder than giving up cocaine.
"Armani thought he was the pope. . . . Naomi Campbell started modeling too young and never got to grow up. . . . Linda Evangelista got her start because Janice was too hung over to do the Chanel show.
"Janice did tons of coke with Mick Jagger.
"Helmut Newton wanted to take her picture (when she was very young), but she yelled: 'No! You're a pedophile!'
"She went out with Roman Polanski, hoping to get a part in Tess. He said, 'You're sleeping with me.' She said, 'No, I'm not!'
"When Liam Neeson took off his pants, his business dropped to the ground and caused an earthquake."
I could go on and on, but why not hear it from the horse's mouth?
If you run to xl, I bet Janice is still there, dishing into the microphone.
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