John Travolta, Buy Tomorrow's Enquirer!
No really, hon, pick up a copy.
You're going to want to read it.
Your publicists are going to want to read it.
Your lawyers are going to want to read it.
Your wife, for Chrissakes, is going to want to read it.
You want I should give you some advance tidbits of the reportage that's hitting tomorrow?
All right, I'll serve you a link.
But promise me you'll buy the actual magazine tomorrow.
This is one clipping you're going really need, dearie.
Even your masseur is gonna want to read it!
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