Johnny Depp In Dark Shadows: Looking Good?
Johnny Depp still hasn't seen The Tourist and neither has anyone else, but that's long been demoted to a footnote in his otherwise jazzy career.
The chameleon-like voice of Rango has just applied his scissorhands to the part of Barnabas Collins in Dark Shadows, the Tim Burton-directed re-creation of the TV show about a vampire who hangs with the ghouls.
In advance of the film's release, these three photos have been released like bats from the belfry.
Get a load of those bangs.
The vampy lipstick.
Those Streisand-like nails.
No wonder Michelle Pfeiffer looks jealous.
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