Josh Brolin Wants To Screw His Father?
Photo by Luke Ford
In the New York Post the other day, the supa hot Josh Brolin made a startling admission. The studly actor said he finds his dad James Brolin kind of fuckable. Maybe, I suppose, even more fuckable than Barbra Streisand.
Said Josh (who plays a homophobic killer in the upcoming Milk): "My dad is probably one of the handsomest guys ever. I was making a joke and I said, 'If I was a chick, I'd [bleep] you.' He was like, 'You can't say that! Shut your mouth!' " Well, if you shut your mouth, it's so much harder to have sexual relations. But still, the whole thing got me to thinking: While incest is so very wrong on all levels, celebrities break the rules all the time, leaving the floodgates for this kind of thing wide open. So let's take this titillating gag a slimy step further. Which parent-sibling couples, in our most diabolical nightmares, do you think would make for the hottest intergenerational hookups? Here are the choices:
*Bruce and Brody Jenner. It would almost be like watching two lesbians.
*Liza and Judy. When she was alive, of course. I don't advocate necrophilia. I'm not sick!
*Ryan O'Neal and his son. They've already got the meth.
*Jon Voight and Angelina Jolie. She's done the brother, but I don't think she's done dad yet, has she?
Sarah and Track Palin No, wait, let me stop this madness right here. I've even offended myself.
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