Kanye Fans Ain't Too Bright! I Have Proof!
Or at least one of them isn't.
But to his credit, the guy is honest about it.
At a lovely pizza restaurant yesterday, I overheard the young gentleman telling his friends:
"I bought Kanye's record yesterday.
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"For the second time!
"I went in to a store and bought a hard version.
"When I left, I realized I had it already!
"In fact, I was listening to it on my phone at the store!"
At that point, Kanye himself should have burst in and screeched, "Oh, yeah? Well, Beyoncé has a better story! This moment belongs to Beyoncé! And Beyoncé had one of the best videos of all time!"
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