Kardashian's Ex Captured In The Grossout Of The Year!
I knew basketball players dribble, but I didn't know they sweat.
And apparently neither did the lady who reached out to NBA star Kris Humphries after a game, blithely unaware that he'd be wetter than a new bride at Mount Airy Lodge.
Check out the woman's hilarious over-reaction as she wriggles her hands around in agony, then generously wipes herself off on her husband.
Now we know how Kim Kardashian felt.
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