Kate's Wedding Dress: A Marvel of McQueenly Design
I don't care a jot about the royals -- they're descendants of murderers and they're boring, remember? -- but I do like a good fashion design, so I have to admit that Kate Middleton's gown was absolutely divoon, darlings.
With see-through lacy stuff dotted with white florals on her arms, combined with the white bodice and billowy bottom part, it was snazzy and multitextured and sexy/classy/ornate without being too much or too little.
It was edgy, but not tacky; tasteful, but never boring.
I wish Alexander McQueen had been around to see this -- and to design it himself!
But again, let me remind you ... I don't care!
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