Katy Perry Brought Sex to Sesame Street
Or at least she tried to with her saucy duet with Elmo (the red creature that you tickle, not the restaurant that serves gay meatloaf in Chelsea).
But uppity folk booted the "gurl" and her cleavage right into the garbage can along with Oscar the Grouch.
Yes, Sesame Street shitcanned busty Katy, perhaps still annoyed that she kissed a girl and liked it.
The bright side is that there are already two video parodies of this tempest in a crackpot, provided by satirist Fred Landau.
Landau wonders why there's so much fuss about the possibility of kids seeing a low-cut dress when they effortlessly ogle way more at the beach every day.
Could it be a cash-flow connection?
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