Larry Craig Kissed Gay Ass
This email just came in from Sirius OutQ host Michelangelo Signorile:
"I know it's not something you want to picture this early in the morning. But did you know that, according to former male escort and Ted Haggard exposer Mike Jones, Senator Larry Craig, co-sponsor of the all-new Marriage Protection Act, put his tongue up Jones' butt hole and gave him a Senate-class rim job?"
You're right, Signorile. It's NOT something I wanted to picture right now. In fact, I just spit my coffee out all over a public restrooom. But I'm sure Larry was just fishing around for the wedding ring he left in there during a fisting session.
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