Last Chance To Not Vote For Nazi Germany
Yes, that title was a tawdry, rotten ploy on my part, but it's explained in the new column--a feverish, panicked screed that urges you and all your friends to not vote for Mitt Romney.
His time-travel politics will surely throw us back to a land of way too much concern for the pampered rich and not nearly enough for the aging and oppressed.
I go into vivid detail about why a Romney Presidency could be catastrophic for rights, freedoms, progress, and dignity.
Please read the column, do exactly as I say, and vote for Obama as if your life depended on it, because it pretty much does.
I mean hie thee to the voting booth.
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