Let's All Get Behind Sarah Palin!
Not literally. That sounds mildly dirty.
Just as supporters.
If we can rally around the whack job and help her get the Republican nomination in 2012, then we're totally safe for four more years! She'll lose!
It's only if someone semi-credible is up for the position that we could be in deep shit and end up heading for the camps with very light luggage.
So all hail Sarah Palin!
Our next Republican nominee for President!
I love you, Sarah!
Hope you get the nomination!
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