"Let's Engage In Some Cardiovascular Fitness Unto The Lord!"
"You know it's God who created these bodies of ours. With his help, we can keep these bodies working in optimum condition.
"Are you ready to start your Fun To Be Fit 'Blessercize' program?
"Let's warm up with a bible verse.
"Hands up, fingers pointed to heaven.
"Let's get jubilant. Put on your shoes and let's get ready to do our David dance.
"David danced before the lord with all his might. This is our David dance!"
That's all true dialogue from this stunning bit of found footage, which shows how religious folk work out, I guess so they can then go out and bash "sinners"!
Click on Christian Nightmares for the clip. Then blessercize your troubles away!
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