Let's Play Fuck-Marry-Slap Again!
Cpl. Scott M. Biscuiti
Yep, it's time once more for pervy America's favorite pastime: Fuck-Marry-Slap (a delightfully watered down version of Fuck-Mary-Kill)!
Here are the rules: I give you three celebrity names and you tell me which one of them you'd like to marry, which one you'd fuck, and which one you'd gently slap on the wrist.
Your choices are:
After some thoughtful consideration of the choices, I guess I'd fuck Angelina, marry Jennifer, and slap Scarlett. And you?
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