Lightning Bolt: 'We Want Riff Raff's Head On a Pike'
NOW I'M THE KIND OF GUY THAT KEEPS HIS BIG MOUTH SHUT
Riff Raff 47th Post Spectacular
This isn't celebration so much as reflection. Put out your sparklers, take off your party hats, and light your hair on fire--Riff Raff is having an existential crisis.
Track 4 on Lightning Bolt's forthcoming Hypermagic Mountain LP, in case you haven't heard, is called "Riffwraith." Bass and drums writhe two-tone, and as the title suggests, some spook's stuck in the mix, screaming to get out, blowing on neckhairs in the ghostly meantime.
That's all fine, but did you know Riff Raff is afraid of ghosts? The Providence duo clearly meant the song as a taunt. Worse, maybe the song was meant as a rhetorical question: Who's the boss? Who's the real Dean of American Riff Criticism?
(This is not so much a rhetorical question as it is a question about the rhetoric.)
So let's size things up. Today Riff Raff asks itself: "Is Riff Raff better than the following things that are also called Riff Raff?" Here's the riff-counter-riff:
Riff Raff vs. Lightning Bolt's "Riffwraith"
Riff Raff vs. J Walter Ruben's 1936 crime flick Riffraff
Riff Raff vs. Ken Loach's 1990 comedy Riff-Raff
Riff Raff vs. Riff/Raff, the Official Italian Tribute Band to AC/DC
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