Lost in Translation
We swear this is what George W. Bush was really thinking as — in his usual role as front man for U.S. CEO Dick Cheney — the president spoke June 27 at the Islamic Center of Washington, pledging to "renew our determination to stand together in the pursuit of freedom and peace":
Oh yeah? A listener on the dais thought, "An infection to your Dick!"
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