Madonna and Jesus Split?
Dear God, Noooooooooo!!!!!! Nooooooooo!!!!! NOOOO WAYYYYYY!!!!!
There can't BE a God if anything this diabolical might have actually happened in the world.
But in case there IS still a God in the heavens, I'm begging him: Dios mio, HELP ME GET THROUGH THIS!!!!!!
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