Madonna News! Madonna News!
No, she's not going to do a movie of Cleopatra set in the Detroit cheerleading community.
Or start a weight-loss Pilates regimen for women over 50 called Reductives.
And no, she's not going away any time ... ever!
In fact, I hear Madge has agreed to headline a very huge annual festival in September put on by Clear Channel's iHeartMusic, which is bringing radio to the Web and may well be the wave of the future.
Never heard of the iHeartMusic Festival? Me neither, but trust me, it's a major event, especially when it comes to mutual stroking by folks in the biz.
It's a gigantic Las Vegas gala that last year happened to be headlined by someone named Lady Gaga.
Getting Madonna to perform is a big score for them -- but it might not be so outlandish that the star is in a giving mood.
She hearts Clear Channel right now.
After all, I hear her new song, "Give Me All Your Luvin," is being played on their stations once an hour -- which is very heavy rotation indeed.
That's even more than I want to hear it!
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