"May He Poop on My Knee?"
That's what it sounds like the chanteuse is singing in this Indian music video -- at least according to the inspired wacko who posted it on YouTube with his subtitle guesses.
The result is quite scandalous -- especially when the hip-swiveling lady seems to be singing, "Would you mustard my hole with a genie, babe?"
Talk about interesting product placement.
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