May The Holidays Bring....
*A toast to Marcus Bachmann: "Bottoms up!"
*Lindsay Lohan living behind bars instead of dancing on top of them.
*Mothers who keep tiaras off their toddlers.
*Comedy Central obtaining rights to broadcast all future Republican debates.
St. John's Red Storm Men's Basketball vs. Georgetown Hoyas Men's Basketball
TicketsSat., Feb. 25, 12:00pm
NJMEA All-State Symphonic Band, Wind Ensemble & Women's Choir
TicketsSat., Feb. 25, 3:00pm
New Jersey Devils vs. New York Rangers
TicketsSat., Feb. 25, 5:00pm
TicketsSat., Feb. 25, 6:30pm
*A new man for Demi Moore who doesn't cheat or tweet.
*The hope that Rebecca Black is just a one-hit wonder.
*President Bill Maher
*An Alexander McQueen skull clutch.
*A new Arnold Schwarzenegger action flick: The Sperminator.
*A Harvey Milkshake for Governor Cuomo.
*A new Twitter handle for Osama bin laden -- @thebottomofthesea.
*A Broadway theater named after Matt Stone and Trey Parker.
*Me no longer cribbing off Carolines Comedy Club holiday cards (which all the above items were borrowed from).
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