Meet Venus, The Two-Faced Cat
I never run shots of cute animals from the Internet because that's a bottomless well of adorable weirdness to plumb from, and besides, I don't want this blog to turn into a feature from the old Saturday Evening Post.
But don't you just worship Venus the Two-Faced Cat?
Her head is half calico with a blue eye and the other half black, with a green eye.
Yes, the pussy's puss is divided perfectly down the middle as if scammed by someone with a Sharpie and a contac lens.
Could it be a scam?
Nah, it's a sheer delight, Venus proving to be the only two-faced creature I can stand.
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