Megan Fox Claims She Wasn't Fired From Transformers
The living inflatable doll is insisting she dropped her option on the franchise, not director Michael Bay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but Nikki Finke swears it was Bay who popped Fox's balloons and sent her flying, and this might be poetic considering foxy Fox once compared him to Hitler (and not favorably).
But that's all in the past. All that matters now is drumming up someone who can replace Fox and make me give a shit about Transformers.
I know: Betty White!
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