My Halloween Costume! Jealous??
I didn't even need to wear blades of glory for this dazzling ensem-bleh.
It had glory written all over it.
The flesh-colored part of the blouse may be a little weird, but at least it's not hairy.
And everything else about it spelled "flashiest queen on Halloween" in giant neon letters, and you'll just have to trust me on that.
Meanwhile, I'll just have to thank the gods of dress-up that I didn't wear those blades of glory, or I never would have been able to stand still and pose for photos like this!
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