My New Favorite Porn Star!

She's been around for a minute, maybe a hot minute by porn standards, but however belated, my deep appreciation for Audrey Hollander (flirty pic; cute or perhaps disturbing pic; sexy pic) must be recognized. Today's flick, the intermittently brilliant Built for Filth (1st Strike), might not be her best work--I'm still corralling movies of hers--but her elemental appeal is in full force. She is indeed a “filthy” but still adorable gonzo queen, as my previous favorites have been--Aurora Snow (my profile; pic), Ashley Blue (my profile; pic)--with tremendous oral skills and breathtaking, obviously sincere enthusiasm for what, in another starlet's understandably trembling hands, might seem like degrading acts. But more than all of this, the thing that draws my attention so ineluctably to her, whether browsing movies on XonDemand or Googling porn star pics, is this powerfully simple fact: The girl has freckles. Lots of 'em. And red--curly red--hair. If you don't desperately wish you could take a roll in the clover with her (I'm talking to you too, college-loosened ladies), then you obviously have something against the Irish, and next time I see you in O'Connor's, I'm rudely avoiding eye contact.

In this scene, Audrey (who I believe, by the way, has one of the most tasteful, well-done sets of fakies I've yet had the pleasure of frowningly examining) takes one guy in her mouth and another in her ass, which interestingly already contains a sizable butt plug, but forget all that because I'd like to highlight the cumshots. Down on her knees, of course, Audrey is captured close-up, but not overly close-up, as she gazes hopefully, hungrily upward, her blue eyes shining. A fair amount winds up in her mouth, but some especially sticky, thick goo coats her chin and plops onto the inside of her left thigh. This slippery, separated stuff she scoops up and sucks down in a few elaborate movements. It's speaks to the subtleties of porn that this finale--my description of with could go for practically any cumshot--is such a shining moment. That look. I don't know that you can call it acting, but it contains something like the emanating power that a good Hollywood actress or actor controls. It says: Feed me.

I'd stop there, but there's a truly terrific scene, starring Bianca Pureheart (pic with two pussies), that seems to organically extend from the innocent-plus King Arthur's Roundtable name she's chosen for herself. It's simple: the scene opens with her clad in a nice little party dress, sitting on a bed with a handsome, well-dressed man. The man, who has an accent I can't quite identify, is giving his pitch, as if they'd just come into one of their apartments after a night on the town. He's tells her he's European, and that in Europe, the dating works differently--you can guess the rest. A mite cheesy, I know. But he's going through the charm-her motions--she was obviously interested from the start, and his little pep talk gives her a few moments to be coy. They kiss. They disrobe. They move fully onto the bed, where she mounts him, and they go on to have very conventional, extremely hot sex. He pumps from below and before long she's going wolf-shit wild, but by then, I'd already succumbed to the come-on, the few moments that nodded at realism while barelling towards that most exciting inevitability. It's called a vignette, and done right, they work better than any other form of porn yet half-heartedly invented by man.

(See the end of this post for more on Built for Filth.)


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What Will My Readers Say Next?

Actually, What Is It They've Already Said in Response to Previous Posts?

Says Jack “Gee, Am I Irish?” McGee, responding to Double Your Pleasure, Fun: Two Dicks in One (Vagina)!:

it's a really good excuse to have sex with another man when one or both of you is trying not to be bisexual. Have never shared a vagina with anyone but have been in one hole while another guy was in the other. Feels pretty good to me.

Shame on you. Didn't your mother ever tell you to share your vaginas?

charlie, having read Porn's Biggest Scumbags Part 2: Electric Boogaloo!, shares some hard-won insights:

I'm old enough to remember movies with plots: "High Rise"..."Private Afternoons of Pamela Mann"..."Night Dreams"..."8 to 4", etc. This just goes to prove that as quantity went up, the quality went down; all due to the introduction of the privately-owned videocamera. Where, I ask, is the next Leslie Bovee, or Harry Reems; Candy Samples or Annette Haven gonna come from? Sadly, we may never know...

I'd like to note that charlie's email address includes the phrase “deathstalker.”

dr. girlfriend had something to add to Kid Rock, Scott Stapp Sex Tape!:

When is Burger King version of this tape going to appear online? You know the one where they superimpose Mr. Burger King where Stapp should be, and he'll nod knowingly at the camera because he truely knows "it's good to be the king." God, fake titties make me want chicken fries.

And then they all head over to the local Ronald McDonald House . . .

DELANO asks, inre Nina Hartley's Guide to Threesomes: Two Girls & a Guy:

CAN YOU TELL ME, IS THIS VIDEO FOR SALE? AND IF SO, WHERE CAN IT BE PURCHASED?

Sure thing, DELANO, just click on the title in the post, above your question, or--why not?--here.

A special note to those of you who have emailed me: I'm so thoroughly spammed that I often don't see your messages right away--I haven't forgotten about you! I'll try to address you all (not by name of course) in a post very soon. Thanks for your only slightly creepy emails!


Built for Filth also stars: Bridgette Kerkove (pic), in a series of solo cameos; the wonderful Britney Madison (pic); and Mandy Bright (vids) and Brandi Lyons (pic).

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