My Photo Is Up At Milk Gallery!
It's a lovely shot of myself with drag star Lahoma Van Zandt clubbing and carousing and looking fee-yusssss in the weighty '80s.
Run there right now and see it so you won't have to deal with the above grainy and rather crooked representation.
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