Naked Celebs on Display at Armory Show
Well, now that I've gotten your attention, let me clarify that there was an image of a naked celeb at the Armory Show.
It was Angelina adorning the letter H, which probably stands for "Hollywood," though you can feel free to come up with your own far more vivid guesses.
I also saw a lot of vaginal art -- though bear in mind that two of those would seem like a lot to my sheltered eyes -- as well as all kinds of kooky, poppy plays on modern capitalism and iconography.
And the people-watching was amazing, too! I haven't seen so many upscale white bohos in one room since the homeopathic section of Whole Foods.
Enjoy Cathay Che's fab photos summing up the day's relentless art attack.
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