Naomi Campbell Hearts Kate Moss For Real

Naomi Campbell Hearts Kate Moss For Real

Wait, stop everything! This quaking news comes from imdb.com: "Naomi Campbell is full of praise for Kate Moss, promising to be there for her 'best friend' whenever she has any problems."

That item practically moved me to tears! A profundly compassionate friendship like this is the kind of thing I've always aspired to (in addition to the Kathleen Turner boxed set). I can only imagine the heart-tugging cross-continental conversations that happen all day between these two intimately connected mannequins:

"Hey, lovey. It's Katie. Any idea where I can get me some drugs?"

"Hmm. Where are you, bitch?"

"I don't know, darling. But I need me some pharmaceuticals pronto."

"Please! I have my own culinary needs. (poignant pause) I wish I was there with you, Kate."

"Me too, baby."

"So I could slam you over the head with this cell phone!"

"Oh, yeah! That would be loverly!"

"Anyway, Kate..."

"(waking up in a panic) "Yeah? What? Huh? Where am I? What you want, lovey?"

"Any idea where I can get me some drugs?"

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