Never Trust Someone With Thin Lips!

Never Trust Someone With Thin Lips!

A friend actually told me that a few years ago, generously adding, "No offense."

("Gee, thanks," I screeched, making a mental note to get some collagen.)

Well, she's now an ex-friend, but I have to wonder if there was some truth to what she said.

I mean, Kate Middleton's lips are as thin as her credentials for being the most famous woman in the world this month.

And with that pencil-thin wisp of a mouth, might she not be hiding some shady agenda, some hideous plan to not only turn Williams's life to ruin, but to overthrow the entire monarchy?

A big-lipped stripper or prostitute would have been so much more advisable.

 


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