Numb and Numbers: Bush's Vacation Days equal the Number of E-mails Shredded
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Bush isn't checking his e-mails. Or maybe he is.
While George W. Bush has spent a record amount of time vacationing at his ranch, he hasn't been checking his e-mail. Or maybe his stooges did check it — in the sense of a hockey player checking an opponent by slamming him into the boards and destroying him — and thus prevented that flood of messages from ever seeing the light of day.
The numbers game for America's numbest president are eerie: A report released by watchdog congressman Henry Waxman — judging by his performance, Waxman works 24/7 — reveals that 473 days of White House e-mail are missing. At the same time, Bush is on pace to have spent 499 days on vacation during his two terms. Most of it has been spent hunkering down in his Crawford, Texas, bunker.
The Washington Post's Dan Eggen and Elizabeth Williamson report this morning:
Now go back to Julie Mason's story in the August 9, 2007, Houston Post:
Mason's smart story notes Bush's record-breaking non-performance:
Do the math: Bush had taken 418 days of vacation in his first 6.7 years in office. That works out to 62.4 vacation days a year — a little more than 12 work weeks, which is probably slightly more vacation time than you get. On the other hand, think how much more damage Bush could have done if he hadn't taken so much vacation.
Anyway, multiply 62.4 days a year by eight and you get 499 total days of vacation.
Compare that with the 473 days of e-mail missing. All Bush's handlers have to do to keep pace is destroy 26 more days of e-mails. They can probably handle that.
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