Octavia Spencer Is Getting Her Breasts Done!
Yes, the Oscar front-runner for The Help thinks the help she needs is to get a rack lift.
And you gotta love her for the honesty.
As she tells Parade magazine about her post-Oscar plans:
"Well, I am going to get my boobs lifted. That's going to be my first gift. I'm going to do that.
"I figured going into my forties I want my boobs where they were when I was 17."
But obviously this will not happen immediately.
As Octavia explains:
"Right after the Oscars I start a Diablo Cody movie. We're taping out of the country for four months so I wouldn't be back here until about August.
"So I would want to do this around November. Then that way I could just relax until January."
Sounds like early next year we'll be seeing a glowing woman holding three spanking-new trophies.
And speaking of people with Oscar-nominated movies, Madonna might be releasing a whole new single tomorrow.
I'm hearing that "Girls Gone Wild" might be rushed out tomorrow, seeing as the first single, "Give Me All Your Luvin'," did disappointingly despite the gala Super Bowl push.
Don't worry. Her tour is a smash.
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