Order An Artifical Hymen!

Order An Artifical Hymen!

Want to go back to being a virgin? Don't we all!

It's especially the case with women who constantly claim to be virgins, but get in trouble when no blood happens to spurt out as they're routinely penetrated. When their hymen isn't busted, they're busted.

Well, there's new artificial hope! A Chinese company is selling a fake membrane which you can stick up there to retain your morality while getting laid night after virginal night!

And in this article, a MAN actually orders one. What a pussy!

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