Osama Bin Laden Dead! Dubya Responds!
So the word is out that Osama bin Laden--the walking bad hair day who hid in caves and plotted international violence, coming off sort of like a Dr. Seuss character via Adolf Hitler--was finally killed by a U.S. bomb.
Well, I have it on pretty good, semi-reliable, shaky authority that George "Dubya" Bush is rejoicing even harder than when he got to the end of that My Pet Goat book.
And here's what he's supposedly saying...
"I told you we'd get him!"
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