Our President Rejected A Male Hustler!
That bombshell is in the column this week, and I hope you'll read it even though the President turns out to be Abe fucking Lincoln!
CLICK HERE and you'll also learn about:
*What food Meryl Streep likens to stiff cocks
*Which two Real Housewives turned up at a gay bar last week
*What Penny Arcade thought of Cynthia Nixon's performance as her in a new movie
*Who defiled a poster of Ann Coulter and lived
*And how Cheryl Ladd's daughter ended up nursing a baby vampire.
You don't get this shit in Reader's Digest.
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