Patrick McMullan Magazine!
Patrick McMullan is the go-to man for documenting celebrity events with the penetrating gaze of his sturdy yet compassionate camera.
If Patrick (or at least one of his minions) isn't there, then it's quite possible your event didn't actually happen and, in fact, you don't really exist.
He's become even more of a brand in the past few years by co-owning restaurants, backing Broadway shows, and doing other delightfully Warholian things.
Well, now, I hear, he wants to launch a magazine!
I'm thrilled that anyone wants to launch a magazine, especially Patrick.
McMullan mag would surely be a dizzying trip through the world of red carpets, buffets, gift bags, and mild hangovers.
Bring it on. I'm ready for my closeup.
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