Paul Ryan Has Amazing Biceps!

Paul Ryan Has Amazing Biceps!

As many had guessed by the ripples under his shirt, Paul Ryan--Mittens' choice for Vice President--has bulging biceps and looks great with his limbs out.

He's a devotee of a certain fitness regimen that keeps your body fat low and your muscle tone high.

And this is positively inspiring, but I'm a little bit confused.

Judging from his workout, Ryan is obviously a gay man!

So why does he hate on the gays so much?

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