Pick A New Name For Yourself! Here's How!
I recently changed my name to Her Imperial Highness Puddins the Cat, but that didn't stick very well, so I'm going a whole other linguistic route.
Here are the rules:
Pick a name from the Bible. (You remember the Bible, don't you? Hello? Hello?)
Then pick one of the Spice Girls' names. (You remember the Spice Girls? Hello? Hello?)
Follow that with any dirty word you can think of, with "-berry" attached.
And cap it off with any hyphenate you like, as long as it ends in "Vindaloo."
I've played by those rules and I've come up with my scintillating new persona.
I am now officially Judas Baby Dickberry Lipshitz-Vindaloo.
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