Pick Your Own Luggage Boy On Rentboy.com
As you know, rabidly antigay Baptist minister and utter sleazeball George Alan Rekers was caught going on a 10-day trip to Bermuda with a young man who I doubt even wore his Bermuda shorts the whole time.
Rekers--who no doubt turned the place into Reker's island--admitted he'd found the guy on rentboy.com.
But the hypocritical hater's excuse for the illicit trysting was beyond genius: He merely wanted the kid to help with his luggage!
Yeah, there were probably 20 suitcases filled with Viagra, lube, dildos, and photos of Justin Bieber.
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Anyway, here's your chance to check out rentboy.com and find your own luggage boy.
Jamel looks like he could pick up your packages just with his own package.
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