Please Vote This Year
Do it for mama.
For one thing, we can send a message to Carl Paladino, the gubernatorial candidate who said gays aren't created by God the way straights were, and they can't possibly make decent family units together.
As he frantically flip-flopped to save face, it became clearer and clearer that this man is not fit for ANY leadership position and needs to be put out to Shady Pines pronto.
"But he's already losing," comes the lazy reply from lapsed liberals.
Well, let's make it a landslide of the kind not seen since Mo'Nique won the Oscar.
There's no more screechy lever pulling at the polling centers -- just meditative writing and scanning -- but in the process, let's make a huge noise of our own.
See you November 2.
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