Poop On TV Today! Hot Shit!
According to one of my loyal readers, Dr. Oz's show today was a health-concerned one on which the great and powerful Oz asked audience members to hold up their poo and pee samples for the camera like cats holding up a dead mouse.
Fortunately, he didn't then ask them to do the wave.
Anyway, the same reader endearingly told me,
"A cute guy held up his poo sample and I got turned on.
"No," I replied, grandly. "Maybe just a little bit kinky."
But speaking of sick or not sick, the cute guy had better get that sample checked!
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