Porn Star Names! Let's Think Of Some!

I just ran across photos of a guy calling himself Jean Paul Roccard, which made me wonder what other great names a sex god could come up with for some wordplay before all the foreplay and sexplay.

Here's what my great literary quest resulted in:

Vlad the Impaler

Jizzy Johnson

Barry M. Enema

Ben Dover

T. Bagger

Pat Myscrotum

Oral Robert

Neil N. Begforit

E. Jack Ulation

Dick Dispenser

Or maybe just Anthony Weiner.

Any others you can drum up? Make them torrid yet hilarious.

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