"Pornography Does Violence To The Human Spirit..."
"And in its effort to display human sexuality openly, pornography perverts it.
"Pornography destroys families and relationships and lives.
"Far from being a victimless act, pornography victimizes every single human being involved."
So said retiring porn star Jake Genesis in a strong, stern rebuke to the industry, which was the buzz of the fluffer-nutter crowd when he stopped putting stuff in his mouth and started letting thoughts out of it instead.
And having just caught up with Jake's remarks, I have to say:
Please! Lighten the f**k up, honey!
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