'Post': Stupid Story That You Must Read
Because you didn't spend last night in a whorehouse, you'll want to check out the Post this morning for a vicarious thrill. You'll find three must-read paragraphs atop a story that is absolutely meaningless — a rare combination, because in papers like the Times, it's usually the other way around.
Under the mediocre (for the Post) headline "DOORMAN'S 'BORDELLO HELLO' GAL":
Great stuff. Don't bother to read on.
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