Read My Year-End Essay Again!
Come on, kids. Do it for mama, just one more time.
CLICK HERE and savor the wit and wisdom of my year-end wrapup, which is as full of insight and innuendo as a gay fortune cookie, devoured on lots of Percoset.
Read both pages, if you don't mind.
As a bonus, you get to see me dressed up throughout the spread as Snooki, Lady Gaga, Mel Gibson, and the Bieber!
I'll even give you a free tidbit abut the Gaga meat dress shoot:
The meat was so freezing cold that I thought I was going to die if it clung to my bare manflesh for one more second.
I took it off and begged them to heat it up by any means possible.
Someone said a blowdryer would be a good idea, and luckily, we happened to have one for the shot of me as Justin Bieber!
It all comes together here at La Daily Musto.
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