Reality Shows I'd Like To See
Sodom and Kimora. Kimora Lee Simmons drops by a circuit party and tastes some real depravity for a change.
I Didn't Know I Wasn't Pregnant. This wacky reversal show would star women who wrongly assumed their big, fat belly was a bun in the oven--until the midwife couldn't seem to get it out!
The Real Housewives of Iowa They're gay men! And their makeup is fierce, girl--but their sharp tongues and press-on nails could reduce the New Jersey bitches to tears!
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