Republicans in Disarray (1)

It's time to share the song Eagle Eye and Mrs. Eagle Eye (and the Eagle-Eyed Pups) have been singing around the house the last few days. Sung to the tune of "Frosty the Snowman":

"Chimpy McFlightsuit, was a one-term president/ Tried to steal the election but he proved too incompetent!"

An Eagle-Eyed Informant calls in from Cleveland's Ward 6, which covers four precincts. She reports that the Republican election challengers only showed up twenty minutes ago--arriving well after the before-work crush. Oops.

We've been very afraid of these people. But Cleveland Bob's Brother reflects, withal: "That's par for the course for Republicans around here. They're just not very well organized in Northeast Ohio."

Vigilance, still.

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