Say Something Banal

Please!!!

Descend to the occasion and say something really clichéd and obvious, just so we can get it out of our systems and cleanse our palates for some more stimulating exchanges.

Come on, bore yourself to tears with something even a slug would have rolled its eyes at five years ago.

I'll start:

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Starbucks are everywhere!

Taylor Swift is pretty.

Meryl Streep really has range.

Donald Trump's hair is funky.

Reality TV is kinda fake.

The sky looks bluish.

Auto-Tune makes many people sound better.

The pope is Catholic.

Elton John is gay.

It's hot out.

A bear shits in the woods.

And now, your turn.

Hello!! Wake up and spout the banality!!!!


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